They say it's a "phase".

Hey, I'm Chris. I'm eighteen, gay, love horror films, 90's music, and stand up comedy. I should be going to the gym and eating healthier, but umm, I'm trying okay! Living in London and let's just say I'm going to be spending a lot more time in Soho. ;D I'm a Slytherin - UnicornWitch22419 (representing for the homos on pottermore)
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  • About Me

    1. Height:  5’10”
    2. Shoe Size:  UK 9
    3. Sexual Orientation:  8——-D  >  (l)
    4. Do you Smoke? No
    5. Do you Drink?  On the occasion
    6. Do you Take Drugs? No
    7. Age you get mistaken for: My own
    8. Have Tattoos?  Yep  http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn4rrFIEg1qez1o8o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1325530814&Signature=VhSRJhTJa4LC%2FlWEfnpVoLa0vSk%3D
    9. Want any tattoos? Possibly more
    10. Got any Piercings?  Yes: Both ears stretched 6mm, eyebrow and bottom right lip 
    11. Want any piercings? I think I have enough already 
    12. Best friend? Changes over time
    13. Relationship status: Single for 18 years now
    14. Biggest fears: Cancer, death and living an unfulfilled life
    15. Biggest celebrity crush: Simon Amstell / Josh Thomas
    16. Favorite Movie: 10 Things I Hate About You
    17. I’ll love you if: You accept me for everything that I am
    18. Someone you miss: My Nan and Oma. 
    19. Most traumatic experience: Not sure =/
    20. A fact about your personality: I’m very quiet and independent 
    21. What I hate most about myself: I leave everything to the last minute
    22. What I love most about myself: I am multi-talented and can accomplish something if I put my mind to it
    23. What I want to be when I get older: Happily settled with someone who makes everyday worth waking up early for
    24. My relationship with my sibling(s): We still talk and get along
    25. My relationship with my parents: I know they love me unconditionally and I need to show my appreciation and love for them more
    26. My idea of a perfect date: A night out to the west end then cuddles in bed watching stand up comedy 
    27. My biggest pet peeves: Ignorant, narrow-minded people and snoring. Seriously, if you snore, it isn’t going to work out
    28. A description of the girl/boy I like: Nobody comes to mind at the moment 
    29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Little lies while I was in the closet because I wasn’t ready for people to know
    30. What I hate the most about school: Getting into the same boring routines
    31. What my last text message says: “Happy new year”
    32. What words upset me the most: ’so gay, fag, retard/so retarded’
    33. What words make me feel the best about myself: ‘funny’, ‘smart’, ‘lovely’, ‘marriage-type’
    34. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11: Nothing
    35. What I find attractive in boys: Great sense of humour, quirky voice… I am a sucker for someone who can make me laugh
    36. Where I would like to live: I like living in London but it can be expensive. I’m thinking of going to the Netherlands for uni and possibly settle over there or stay here and settle in Brighton
    37. One of my insecurities: My appearance
    38. My childhood career choice: Professional skateboarder
    39. My favourite ice cream: Strawberry (I’m not boring.. I just love strawberries)
    40. Who I wish I could be: Someone who speaks at least 3 different languages, is tumblr famous and sexy.
    41. Where I want to be right now: Gay clubbing
    42. The last thing I ate: Pasta
    43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Justin Bartha
    44. A random fact about anything: Rugrats was the best cartoon to ever exist.